A Note and a Sapling

The most perilous terrain to most, the Lava Molt springs from the ruined face of an adamas mountain. The force which shattered the mountain is unknown. The Molt flows over trenches and moraines of previous spills, creating rivers and sprays of lava. Deities have begun to build a network of bridges and footpaths from which to view these wonders.
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A Note and a Sapling

Postby Ptah » Wed Oct 02, 2013 1:09 am

Deep in the Lava Molt, in the fork of two tiny streams of molten adamas, a little sapling pokes up. Just two leaves and about three inches of tender green shoot has fought its way through the blackened crust of dried lava. Next to the sapling is a note:

"To Trickster.
This tree needs a lot of adamas to survive, but once it gets old enough it'll bear fruit. But instead of traditional fruit, the tree will produce little roles of paper! Each one will have a different joke or riddle or prank idea. I just thought you might find them funny.
From Ptah."
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Re: A Note and a Sapling

Postby Diamond Master » Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:21 am

A cat's forelimb slowly pokes its way up through the ash in mockery of the tree. It eventually opens, after absorbing enough heat, with another note:

"Ptah Dearest,
I was very tempted to stomp out this sapling. Very tempted. Very, very tempted. I hope these are good jokes.
From, ?????"
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Re: A Note and a Sapling

Postby Ptah » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:15 am

Another note:

"To Trickster.
I don't pretend to be a great comedian, or to really know your sense of humor, but I think they're funny.
From Ptah."
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Re: A Note and a Sapling

Postby Great Thrash » Sat Oct 05, 2013 1:30 am

I'm going to erect a "slapling" in case he only appreciates physical humor.
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Re: A Note and a Sapling

Postby AIiCE » Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:48 pm

"Hah!" (A charitable entity would interpret this as laughter. I'm not very good at laughing.)
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